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about that grass

July 24, 2014

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The other day, I came across a hilarious card. It read: With deepest sympathy on the passing of your lawn. When I was growing up, our lawn always looked terrible. My neighbors spent a lot of time and money on their yards, having chemical companies come in and spray every week and spending their Saturday […]

It’s your life. Own it.

March 25, 2013

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The other day I was walking through Target when I saw their huge collection of new, tiny, barely there bikinis with a sign above them that read ‘Sale!’ “Ugh,” I thought to myself, “Swimsuit season has arrived. I’m going to have to figure out a way to get into a bikini.” A few weeks ago […]